Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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