just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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