I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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