How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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