Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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