I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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