Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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