I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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