I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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