I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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