I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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