is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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