The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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