they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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