i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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