all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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