i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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