All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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