no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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