when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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