Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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