I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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