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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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