so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Thank you for not boning my boss.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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