if you like me you must not know who I am
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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