this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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