i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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