No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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