No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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