ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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