THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Terrible idea I love it
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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