Whatcha textin bout Willis?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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