South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
