that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Randomize
