Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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