Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I look better un-naked...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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