This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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