The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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