He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i believe in u and ur pee
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