I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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