You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I smell like Dick and happiness
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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