I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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