So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
