oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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