We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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