Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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