covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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