How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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