Don't you send me to vm
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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