Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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