Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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