Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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