You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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